Well, I am not employed as a dealer, but my dad was. A man came in to purchase a Saturn, and was 100% serious. He was going to pay cash and all the paperwork was done when he pulled out a suitcase full of Monopoly money.

I GOT IT... tell them to make a Shroedinger Hellcat Dart... you wont know if it's there until you pop the hood!!!

The Heck Kitty?

How about just a Hell Kitten? Maybe a 300 hp turbo 4?

Let me preface this by saying that I really do love the Fiesta ST. It's about as much fun as you can have in a car. I love that it exists and that it's sold in America.

I think the reintroduction of the the Magnum, available with the Hellcat, would break Jalopnik.

Driven exclusively by accountants.

That is a station wagon though not a sedan.

Audi RS7 - /DRIVE Flat Out on the Autobahn

M5 - A True Sports Sedan

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

But where is the SRT Dart?

Who decided to do a product launch in a New England diner?

To do donuts (more than once) in a 4wd/AWD vehicle things you need are:

1. Nissan GTR

Sponsored by and for Crackers!

This video is 2 minutes compared to the paywalled vid at 11 minutes.

I like Drive, I really do. However I fail to see why they need to charge. I don't understand how they can't make enough from advertising. They have a million plus subscribers and millions of views. They could even just stick a 30sec add midway through their videos. I'm aware it costs money to make videos, and that…

And her voice... Ugh.

Yeah I pretty much quit paying attention when my eyes rolled back into my head at the scene where she was sobbing in front of her beloved WRX. Oh well. If life gives you lemons, sell the lemonade to the highest bidders.