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Everyone said Leno would fade into corny-joked, giant-chinned obscurity once he was booted from the Tonight Show; first fucking thing he does is draw attention to a country's human rights violation. Whatever your opinions of the guy, you have to applaud his efforts.

Jesus Christ what a stupid comment.

What happens when you put a 2015 Subaru WRX STI with a three-time British rally champion on the most dangerous race track in the world and tell him to set a word record? You get a world record. It may sound simple, but having seen it first hand I can tell you it's anything but.

Honestly, I'd love to know what Doug drives. Does anyone know what Doug DeMuro drives? Anyone?

Flat vs boxer engine.

Sir Sterling Moss on acid is actually very slow. He just kind of sits there tripping balls.

*two weeks later*

Fusion tuner reveals Ford Fusion gained a Fiesta in weight.

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Any Subaru boxer that rumbles from the factory, but especially the 2015 WRX STi

MMmmm.. look at that nice, metallic magic sharpie paint

Big Eagle on a plane:

You took pictures of yourself holding a Miller Lite on a plane? I'm glad I don't follow you on Instagram.

I weigh between 200 and 300 pounds...

Thanks Michael...

I hope that Solstice has has the recall done. I absolutely hate it when I hit the kerbs at Sebring and the damn car shuts off.

Can't unsee psychopath clown face

"What's more chicken-shit than fucking with another mans automobile. You just don't do it."

That cheerleader-y handwriting makes me twitch, and I will refrain from "Ryden"...cool that it worked out though. That is all.

Obviously not good childhood friends if they planned the wedding for the day of the Indy 500

Why do we have to tolerate the intolerant? Why must we always make concessions to the bigots and oppressors?