I'm Raphael Orlove, and this is Jackass I just learned how bolt patterns work.

human life > emotions towards doggie

Well, with out the intervention, it may have been cat-a-strophic.

What is sad is that the neighbor did not keep his dog properly on his property.

I have a feline that this dog will not be back.

Thanks bro

Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down.

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

Volvo FH16. over 2000 lb/ft of torque and enough strength to haul over 100,000 lbs. Up a hill. In a blizzard. While on fire. And surrounded by bears.

That thing is about as grounded to the ground as the Camry! Absolutely inspiring!

I know I'm going to sound like an old fart (disclaimer: at least I'm not old), but this is why people don't like car enthusiasts.

It's not really risky when the average Russian has 100,000 hitpoints.

Ahhhh the good old days when smoking was relatively safe, sex was safe, jobs were safe, racing and cars of that era though weren't.........atleast no one complained. Ralph Nader

Does it have an LSD? If not you might be prone to Freudian slips.

Mitsubishi had a color for the Evo VIII called Blue By You, IIRC.

Aztek Red because...human sacrifice!

Anti-Establish Mint

"Said your mom"

Competition Blue, the name SRT picked from a contest for a Viper. A blue flag in competition frequently means you're getting your ass kicked.