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Where's the Range Rover?

In dash night vision, people will pay attention to that rather than looking out the windshield at what the headlights are illuminating.

Radar guided cruise control. It just gives people an excuse not to pay attention.

No they were not, BUT remember the tires and suspensions they had to work with back then too. Most of those old cars would be a good bit faster IF they could get traction and put their power down to the ground instead of it being wasted in tire smoke and suspension wrap up. Also don't forget the 427 Shelby Cobra, it

Even when the hood is open, the hood is closed.

Big balls, tiny penises.

I've heard a rumor (ie. I just made it up) that Webber will swap out Vettel's with this:

An avid motocross racer. Big difference from what NYPD officers do on motorcycles during their spare time....

As a die-hard F1 fan who reads all the forums, this is genuinely news to me. Excellent work, Jalopnik. Treat yourselves to a beer on me.

I really wish I could see this picture...

I'm not one to believe in "the good ol' days," but the world is worse off without this in it.

So, the beating was going to continue and extend to the spouse. Let's hear more about how my concept of carrying a gun and shooting the fuckers is "bad" ... Only ~250 some odd favorites for the "Shoot 'em" comment on the previous article so far ...

Wow, they are even bigger scumbags than I though, 5-6 of them cops and were going to beat the wife of this man too, all the while a 2 year old child was in the car. The prosecutor better nail every single one of these assholes to the wall for the max time.

I thought this was called the "Wall of Death". Or is there water at the bottom of these ones?

Any drag strip. Did it. Wasn't impressed and am surprised how much buying power the 1/4 mile times have in automotive world. Sure, a 1955 Porsche 356 A will take about 17 seconds to reach the end, but it is a better driver than 99% of the cars that beat it to the 1320 ft mark.

Dammit, Michael you made me cry first thing in the morning.