My dad wouldn't have beaten the shit out of me, but he would have grabbed me, hit me on the backside, put me in the car and driven home. My dad understood that people don't want to hear kids screaming in a public place and that sometimes parenting means you can't go out to places you want to go because your child…
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My dad would've beat the shit out of me, in the Burger King. The new laissez-faire parenting style is raising Braydens. Point finger at yourself.
I should start a company that sells sex, illicit drugs and transports you from place to place. I'll call it a Limousine.
Dear Dr. Youabian,
My wife is convinced that Robin used to be a man.
This stuff is non-toxic, biodegradable, non-abrasive, non-flammable, and you can find it cheap pretty much anywhere.
Nothing a Line-Lock couldnt fix.
Seriously!! My buddy used to pick me up for school in his '89 5.0. He didn't honk his horn when he arrived, he just revved his engine and let his Flowmasters give me the head's up. Try that with a Mk. IV Golf!
WHY NO G-BODY? WHY NO WAGONS?
"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."
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I just wish the Transformers weren't overly detailed looking junk.
Who wants a body massage?
GET OFF MY ICE YOU WANKAS
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
"DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"
To go with the Keep Oppo Weird discussion earlier...