Mileage, who knows?

May vary.

Exactly!

Which Transformer is this again?

Unless your horn happens to be down on the driver’s side footrest; which frees up a hand for fun, horn-related hand signals.

The two most enigmatic car designers of the decade have joined forces! Announcing the I.AM.BIAN ConFused, the world's first full-sized stylized luxury low-ride dune cruiser!

I purchased the Vizio 5.1 about six months ago and have to say it's a great system. Sound quality from the bar alone is great. The wireless sub-woofer and satellite speakers definitely enhance the experience for both movies and gaming. If you're looking for a quality system at an exceptional price, look no further.

I purchased the Vizio 5.1 about six months ago and have to say it's a great system. Sound quality from the bar…

That explanation should be printed on the visors of all Toyota RAV-4s and Honda CR-Vs prior to them all being driven into a large pit and burned along with their owner's drivers license.

Rutger Hauer does not approve.

Damn! What the hell did you eat!?!

Youabian serious? Tell me this is some cruel, digitally altered joke...please.

Was it the one where the headlights roll back and it chases you while puking coolant contaminated trans fluid or the one where the valet hands you the keys and insists it's yours? You may be suffering from Puma Traumatic Stress Disorder. Seek help immediately.

Try closing one eye and covering the other. Better, right?

Was discussing this very thing with a co-worker today. I've always just used a bottle brush with soap or baking soda and vinegar with a little rice for abrasion. Both methods work but sometimes there is residual...funk. Definitely trying this tonight. Thanks for another great tip!

Came here looking for this image...was not disappointed. Brilliant work.

How do you say "Ta-daaa!" in Russian? Cause yeah.....that.