Well, it's not as if Jezza ever knocked all of Piers' teeth out then crushed his head like a tomato...and they're best buds..

Ah, I see this was cross-posted to Jezebel.

What you are looking for is function and beauty, as well as something that is still used like a truck. I give you the C10

Added some Frank Miller inspired colors to it:

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

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So a "stripper cars challenge?" I think every exotic dancer was required to drive an Eclipse for a few years.

Cool, Pikes Peak looks like a lot of fun.

None of us give a shit about Lexus and you can't make us.

Getting into this car hungover you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as your are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Advanced Tactics' next project: A fighter jet that can turn into a bitchin' Camaro!

If only there were some sort of novelty shirt, one that conditionally tested the eyesight and literacy of the person behind him, indicating that passing the test implies that his female companion has since been ejected from the vehicle. But more succinct.

Excellent. I read "Sharkdiddly sharky shark shark shark" in my best Inspector Clouseau voice. :)

Alright, so I tried to put all the ridiculousness together for a (slightly) briefer read, along with annotations:

You must be of the crowd who thinks GM never made a powerful motor before 1997. You would be wrong. For one thing a turbo 3800 can do anything a 2jz can do. Second, big V8s from pre-1973 were quite powerful before being choked with emissions equipment. Personally I think all El Caminos should get 572 ci big block…

On the outside its all old school matte black, like kerosene-rubbed primer. For some visual interest there is a bit of Von Dutch homage on the cowl-induction style hood, and a complimentary tramp stamp on the gate. The suspension - Ride Tech or so the ad says - has gotten the drop on the car, and it's riding on some…

#COTD

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