Hey Griswald, where are you gonna fit a tree that big?

I don't know, Margo!

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

What he said...

I don't want the DOHC DI VVT 3.6! I wanted the simpler 4.3L pushrod V6 (285HP/305 Ib-ft) that has more torque, is cheaper to buy, and will last forever!

Was this guy the security guard?

That poor '56 pickup. It probably cries itself to sleep every night. I know I will tonight.

Still, the best thing about the BladeGlider is the driver's seat. Jump in, and this is what you see:

I built one too using my cloud solution...

Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. (Hard drives are also 3.5 inches).

Someone seriously needs to jump wearing a costume like this:

Tape.

454 SS, anyone?

Make it a stepside, Chevy. I would, but my photoshop is at home.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

This is not the greatest Ferrari in the world.

James Bond stealing an AMC Hornet in The Man with the Golden Gun, anyone?