I looove high school girls. I keep getting older; they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do.

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

I can't believe that of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

I love it when a van comes together...

I say bring back quarter windows. Sure, they made noise too, but you could direct the airflow with them.

This only works if people know how to use them. We have plenty of ROTARIES up here in Massachusetts but I'll be damned if I can remember the last time I used one without asking "What the fuck does this guy think he's doing??"

Jason, you missed the biggest error of all:

Fuck me runnin', that is hideous.

I don't do this often but...

It killed me a little inside to NP a Ford. If anyone needs me I will be showering like a rape victim.

Come on... No mention of blinker fluid or muffler bearings here?

Let's go to the studio to see what the Cos' has to say...

Prototype Mercedes,

That girl is on fire!

Obvious answer is obvious

MMMM! MMMMM! MMMMMM HMMM HMM HMMM! MMMM!

And now we have a quarterly financial report from the Gimp.
Um, sir...the Gimp's asleep.
WELL WAKE HIS ASS UP!

I like to keep it casual.

All I need to know is when I have missile lock on other drivers...also, when I'm too close for missiles and need to switch to guns...OK, also if I'm flying below the hard deck...oh, and if/when Jester is dead.