I have been building a summer wardrobe comprised entirely of knit dresses. I feel like I'm pulling a fast one by combining the comfort of pajamas with the illusion that I'm still making an effort. It's hard for me to picture the yoga pant that can really pull off that trick.

While it's not hard to come up with reasons why the lesbian number is higher, I wonder why the bisexual men's number is so much lower. That seems like a statistically significant drop.

I had a similar realization about Shane Co., the jewelry store. It floods the local airwaves with low production value ads starring the owner of Shane Co. who has the charisma of your uncle's very competent accountant. I always assumed they were a local chain with no media savvy until I heard the same ads on the other…

I know it's not quite the thing to do commercial endorsements if you're an ACTOR (unless it's for tons of money in Japan), but I like when somebody, who is generally considered to be pretty talented, is also totally comfortable with getting paid, e.g. Christopher Walken as Salvatore 'Sal' Maggio in "Kangaroo Jack."

This is basically how my dog acts when you walk out of the room and walk back in.

I always had a soft spot for Walter Matthau and thought of him as an attractive guy. After telling a friend that the celebrity he most closely resembled was a " young Walter Matthau", I learned my opinion was not universal.

Excellent type-o. I picture you as a future polyandrist with multiple fiancés scuttling around setting up your cat cafe.

I don't know if I'm lucky, if it's a regional thing (I've never been to a gym on the West Coast) or if I'm just oblivious, but, over many years, I've worked out regularly in over half a dozen gyms, been overweight the whole time, pregnant for at least 8 months and obese for several of those years and never heard a…

In the somewhat sad bid for attention race I rank armpit hair > stupid grill.

Australians are too marsupial-centric to see that that is clearly a rat.

Reminds me of when Midori Ito felt the need to apologize to Japan for only winning silver.

I try not to worry too much about this stuff as I'm years away from having a teenager. I find it more productive to worry about the hypothetical life ruining technology that my future teen will have access to. How do you keep them safe from the chips planted directly into their BRAINS?

Names are part of the debate. "Pro-life" is a loaded term because it assumes the "life" part of the argument. Using that taxonomy when you don't agree with the underlying belief can feel like, at least giving the appearance of, conceding the point.

I'm older than all the ladies giving shout outs to Shirley Temple, but I've never seen Shirley Temple in anything in my life (until watching "War Babies" today, which was upsetting). Was my missing it some sort of weird fluke or were these women going out of their way to watch Shirley Temple as youths, particularly…

You can be the president of the first world power — that doesn't make you any less a man. So fundamental to manhood is infidelity? I'm not a dude, but I'd be offended if I were.

I noticed that too, but he may have us on a technicality since I did just watch that performance and the Winter Olympics are currently taking place.

Tha actual comic, which I absolutely do not recommend you read, seems primarily aimed at getting kids to stop wearing leather. I would still be pissed if my kid were given this on school grounds because I'm not a fan of propaganda regardless of the position it takes. In any case, it's very difficult for me to…

This goes a long way in explaining the extra fifteen pounds I've been carrying around.

"In the Ekaterininsky Kvartal hotel, the elevator is broken and the stairway is unlit, with stairs of varying and unpredictable heights." I don't know why this tickles me so much. I guess it's just that when it comes to stairs, having them unlit and at random heights is like breaking the social contract on what it…

Especially after Budweiser gets it's R&D money focused on sweet sweet bear flavor.