MildredBonk
MildredBonk
MildredBonk

I love this type-o.

Philosophers and lawyers have a lot in common when it comes to tedious ineffectual problem solving sessions.

You know what's interesting about the Super Bowl?

I don't think there are many people who care deeply about whether you take your hat off indoors, but if your question was whether there is a traditional rule of etiquette that men should generally remove their hats indoors, the answer is "yes". Etiquette rules are often irrational, inconvenient and ignored, but that

I remember reading about this a year ago. The article below discusses a trial of oral immunotherapy to desensitize children with severe peanut allergies that precedes 2009.

I'm not going to watch any more of this movie, but, based on these forty-four seconds, I'm ready to cast my vote for least essential musical score.

I try to treat every electronic communication like it might eventually be made public. Don't hold your breath waiting for a sext from MildredBonk.

The scale on that photo is doing my head in. The article says the "towers" are 60 cm tall. The picture makes them look floor to ceiling. Horror show either way, but a matter of degrees.

You know what's worse than a creepy clown? A creepy clown marionette.

When walking to the W. 4th St. Subway one day, I noticed a big dead rat on the sidewalk right outside along with a dude on track to step on it. In my head I was thinking, "That guy's is going to step on that rat!!" Unfortunately for him, my mouth didn't join the party so when he did step on it he got to be doubly

TeaTime4Frances gets it 100% with talk of exoticism, "Yellow Fever" and ordering a wife from Vietnam Nam off the Internet? I wasn't sure I "got" what you were saying 100%, but now I do.

Thank you! "Farinaceous" is the word I didn't know I needed to know to describe the food I wish I could eat all damn day.

I thought for sure somebody would already have referenced this, and then I figured out my go to references are super out of date.

Oh no! My daughter is a Halloween baby though not yet old enough to care about birthdays. I was told it would be fun for her. Is she destined to grow bitter?

Literally?

Literally?

Literally?

You saved yourself another 57 mentions of her "inner goddess." Her "subconscious" (a concept she does not understand at all) shows up 80 times. She "gasps" 46 times. She says, "Oh my" 69 times. She says "Holy crap" or cow or Moses, etc. 106 times. She "flush"es 109 times and "blush"es a further 39 times.

But The Cloud. How do you erase your shame from The Cloud?

This is important. If you're going to front like you're nerdy, do it right. Right?