Trying to be very civil and minimally biased here-

I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

I’ve been to at least 4 parties in my life. 8 if I’m allowed to count my own kids’ birthday parties

Don’t act like you go to parties.

Go Dolphins!

And yet, several card games with—let’s just say—extreme similarities to Cards Against Humanity complain that the blockbuster tabletop game for self-described “horrible people” is bullying them over intellectual property.

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

I understand your point of view, and I do agree with it, but honestly escort missions and timed events are never fun in any game. It may have lost some of its gameplay value, but it seems to me that DR4 adds a lot of personality to the series in the same way Saints Row gained personality and distinction from being a…

Politely is important. I got parking fees comped at a hotel in Orlando recently, just by asking based on a couple of inconvenient events. It was enough to pay for a decent meal for my wife and I. They agreed so readily that I wished I had asked for more.

Yes, good script. In addition to asking for compensation, ask for an alternative: “Is there a gym nearby? Can you please arrange guest privileges for me?”

I asked where the hot tub was when I checked in. They told me it was closed for repairs. My face fell, so he said “How about we put you in a room with a jacuzzi instead?” All depends on the place I’d assume

“I see that your gym is closed and I purposefully chose this hotel because of the gym being available, can you offer me any sort of credit for this inconvenience?”

God this is all so absurd

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

THIS IS CHRIS MATTHEW’S SIGNING OFF IN ORDER TO YELL AT CARS IN TRAFFIC

I was once given some sage advice on the internet and I will now share it with you, and I quote: