building on the momentum established by Black Panther’s trio of capable female heroes 

As someone that uses Tinder, I can’t stand the basic girls unoriginal profile bio. “Must love dogs, The Office, brunch, I’ll lie about how we met, You can find me playing with the dog at a party, must love pizza, Rose all day, need a plus one for wedding season, looking for my swolemate, etc”

It’s probably their most profitable user

Yeah, you can do a hell of a lot worse than “kinda boring”.

 I'm stuck with the AMC butter dispenser. The straw trick just makes a mess. I take the little plastic cups and fill them with butter (and add salt) to drizzle on as I work my way down. 

The best thing about the MCU is that when someone takes the trouble to figure out a good take on a character, like Whedon did with Black Widow in Avengers or Waititi did with Thor in Ragnarok, the other filmmakers (particularly the Russos) tend to grab that take and run with it.

“He’s never faced me!”

For some reason, I really like the fact that he’s married to a woman who is seven years older than he is. For me, that shows maturity.

They need to hire Larry Wilmore.

This would seem to me to be the fundamental reason not to have them in the airports. Having the airport have one less food option one seventh of the time is not a good idea.

Nothing that closes on Sundays should be allowed in an airport. 

“people are allowed to oppose, or support, gay marriage”

I used to frequent a bar that would cut your tie in half.  One time I forgot to take mine off and this goofy bar-boy grabs the bottom and starts waving around scissors yelling “We got a tie here!”.  I looked him in the eye and said “You cut my tie and I will fucking strangle you with it”.  That worked.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

Yeah, I don’t get it.

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

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