Taco Bell also reheats their taco meats in plastic bags (used to work there). Granted, that’s definitely a downgrade in quality from Panera, but that meat was always 200+ degrees when I brought it to the line as the water it was reheated in was in a serious boil (two really large stew pots on a gas range).

It was the funniest thing when it was on. Its one of the first shows in memory (my personal memory, not a full factual listing of sitcoms and their schtick, which I would actually love to see if only for the methods of qualification) where every character was a horrible person, now every other comedy is filled with…

Naboo totally rigged that election.

We had amazing salmon salad wraps for a week because of the leftovers. We were exhausted from the event itself and still had a lot of socialization to do with out-of-towners, so it was really nice to come home and not half to cook or spend money on takeout.

Talk shows are not a substitute for political discourse.  People who only read headlines treat them as such however.

I can’t eat movie theater “butter” since I had my gall bladder out (and it was problematic before). Mourn for me.

Its a great way to hide shitty fashion sense.  Also less fibers for police to trace back to you.

Garlic mayo instead of butter, milk instead of water for the soup, a tablespoon or two of tomato chutney, a pat of butter in the soup mug when served, and use party cheese that’s about to go bad if you have it.

Yes, if only to break the monotony of it all.

He was browsing Match.com for 19yo women that like to get drunk.

This. Also, if you have made good life choices, then your partner considers the smell of butter and garlic an aphrodisiac.

Bought a Brother Laser printer a couple of years ago, its out-printed ever inkjet I’ve ever owned combined on its first toner cartridge.

Bought a Brother Laser printer a couple of years ago, its out-printed ever inkjet I’ve ever owned combined on its…

Because they taste like hatred.

I work our election precinct. A woman of definitive non-white decent (I’m not sure exactly, because it isn’t my white business to ask) came to the desk to vote. Since this is PA and she was new to the precinct, she had to show ID (You show ID once here, then you can vote without it afterwards. Any utility bill, voter…

This is the most important question of our time.

Depends on how far you’re willing to go.

Thanks for ruining my life with your facts.

Where the liability is Universal’s problem, and in this case they are basically experts in mitigating such a liability.

I’ve been wanting to go to Japan for years, but this kind of thing is not what I’d want to cross an ocean to see. There is an indoor go-cart track opening up 2 miles from me. Sure, its not Mario themed, but if I can’t throw bananas at people what’s the point of wearing a Mario costume?

It was a rapist from a parallel rape universe. There are no actual rapists here at all, its just rapists from a liberal, rapey world crossing trans-dimensional barriers just to rape people because socialism.