MikeyLikesItIronically
Mikey Likes It Ironically
MikeyLikesItIronically

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

“That suggests something of a reversal: Game Of Thrones isn’t just telling the rest of Martin’s story before he can finish it himself; the show is doing it better than he could.”

land of the fleeced and home of the bone spurs

These channels - the channels with kids starring and adults making money - are nothing but bad news.

It was tempting for me since I recently got a wireless pad for my iPhone XS. But the cost was kinda moot since I only charge my AirPods a couple of times a month.

Pump the brakes. It’s going to vary depending on what you’re cooking, how you’re cooking it, heat setting, the heat transference of the pan, fat used, smoke point of the fat, the type of heat source.. almost as if cooking isn’t an exact science, but something to embrace as a unique experience every time you step up to

Damnit!

overqualified, thank you for your interest

It’s adorable that you believe there will still be textbooks in 50 years.

Most people I know that I consider fully formed grown-ass adults have either deleted their personal twitter account or never had one to begin with (myself included). Some still have to deal with it through their business but all of us have to struggle with news media’s inability to distinguish between a tweet and an

As a student of history, I cannot wait to see what the textbooks 50 years from now have to say about this era. I figure it’ll be just a full chapter of a long, exasperated sigh punctuated with “fuck it”

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

The ability to use Twitter is a vital part of modern citizenship.

So long as I don’t have to be an actual attorney or a real general I’m up for it.

When I’m president, you’re gonna be my AG.

May I suggest the Twitter handle Devin Nunes’ Chode, that way he has to let his junk be described for the public record to see if is accurate or satire.

That’s why they say writers shouldn’t read the comments.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

Putting aside what a piece of shit family Jay comes from, this is one of the dumber quotes in the history of paid endorsements