I’d have asked a white neighbor to do it.  Because what are they good for, if not this?

To be fair, and I know I’ve posted on this before a few times, deterrents of any nature don’t actually work at stemming crime rates. I won’t send up a thousand links this time (do you own research, people), but even the Department of Justice admits wholly that no one has ever been deterred from committing a crime…

Me, too.

Top 10 highest murder rate states:

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Chances are the shooter planned to be killed by the police or to kill himself but chickened out. So, yeah, the threat of being put to death twenty years later would have definitely made him decide to stay home that day and binge those episodes of Storage Wars he’d been recording instead.

Welcome to what we call “most of the country.” There are some nice places here.

Running across your lawn to announce that twice baked potatoes are sandwiches.

So, this then begs the question...is a hot dog really a taco?

All you need to know about Louie CK is that even before rumors of him jacking in off in front of women and then having his lawyer threaten them into silence began to swirl, he liked to randomly drop the occasional “nigger” in the middle of joke to get reaction from the audience.

Fuck Louie CK.

In the U.S., not only has proximity to blackness functioned in non-black society as shorthand for coolness, but that proximity has—in times of moral turmoil—worked similarly to signal goodness, or at least something close to it.

“I think even hell you can survive. Hell is not that bad. I’ve been there.”

Attach Booger to a giant harness with the Sky Cam and have him fly around the top of the stadium, shrieking his insights about what the Mike did on that last pass protection, as he soars 20 feet off the ground around the field at a blinding velocity.

Look at this fucking guy. The only thing keeping him from being a movie villain is a cat.

Read “Booger Mobile” thought it was a Jalopnik cross-post

If you want trigger warnings go to Jezebel. Shit gets real around here.

Art? I thought peeps were a science project.

I’m confused. Why would they deliver a single serving of candy corn in a resealable bag?

Short, simple post to get the comments section riled up. Nicely done.