If you came into this post and didn’t expect dicks, you’re probably gonna get fired from your job soon anyway.

the blackest things about #verysmartwedding, in no particular order

panama’s wife literally had an whole entire EXTRA squad of bridesmaids. never seen a wedding that had bridesmaids coming off the bench, tagging in and out.

we had three wardrobe changes — two of which were almost compromised by clothes that had to be…

That’s precisely what I was going to say! That was the first movie I ever saw Melissa McCarthy in, and she was very good in it. She has serious talent—I wish she was in more movies that deserved her.

I’ll admit, Chibnail’s previous episodes had been worried — but then I saw Broadchurch, which he wrote most of, and realized that he actually was a pretty good writer. He just needed to write for his own show — and, per the first and second episodes, it looks like I was right. They weren’t amazing, but they were solid…

It’s a crime that the Pork Belly isn’t a regular option. 

For the record this actually happened in Legends of Tomorrow last season. A magical stuffed animal vs a demon voiced by John Noble, who actually appeared as himself to provide a voice recording to trick the above noted demon.

The people running these shows know exactly how dumb they are. They are almost at Adam West Batman levels of cornball, and you know what? I’m ok with this. I still can’t watch Arrow because of how dumb and self-serious it is, but these crossover events are definitely “so-bad-they’re-good” material.

If there is an Anti-David Simon, it’s Lindelof. 

I’m sorry, did I actually read the phrase “Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe”? Because I’m all out of fucks to give about Cinematic Universes. There seems to only be one that really works, the MCU. Not counting of course the Bond films, the Star Trek films, the Star Wars films and their lessor escort mission films.

I’m looking forward to seeing Gambit and Flash in a double feature, and then reading George Martin’s Winds of Winter.

Space Ghost - with the plot structure of a big superhero film, but the characters are have their Coast 2 Coast personalities.

Also, what does this mean for the live-action Jetsons put pilot order at ABC?

I love the imagination of Tim Story, which postulates that all the Tims come alive and have adventures when we’re not looking at them.

Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe

Whenever I have a problem, I throw an interception,

that offense is in a Bad Place right now

I’m confused as to why Los Del Rio made the list (much less as the video pictured with the headline). You’re obviously forgetting Macarena (Extended version), Macarena (English language remix), and Macarena (Extended English language remix version). Clarification would be appreciated...

This is going to be one of those biopics where nobody looks like the actual figures they are playing.

Raw magnetism and masculine charisma?! Gross!!!

If you haven't seen it, you are literally incapable of imagining what it's like.

Are there many alternatives that don't involve making an actor walk around on his knees?