That’s how a non-spoiler review should be done. Kudos on the excellent writing of this article. I’m now amped to 11 about seeing this movie and still have no idea what I’m walking into, a rarity in our age of rampant spoilers.

I dunno, this wifi enabled butt plug certainly has spiced up my work day.

The thing is that even if the refs make a shitty call that blows it for you the team still put them selves in the position where they weren’t winning with enough of a lead to buffer for some mistakes whether by the refs or the players. That’s sports. If you can’t win decisively then there is always the risk you might…

While I’m sure there are many out there who’ll react with the knee-jerk ‘can’t do the time, don’t do the crime’ bullshit, I wonder how the contextual aspects of this will play out. Did he break a law? Yes. Did it necessitate arresting a 10 year old, as a way of removing a threat to the public at large? Nah. Nobody’s…

You know the worst part about this? I can’t even watch “Dukes of Hazzard” reruns anymore without feeling icky.

Divorces don’t happen because of things. They happen because of people.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

I expected so much more of Bloomberg reporters the head of communication for Juicero

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Great work. Although it might have been easier to get to the truth if you had set up a...

We’ve been looking for alien life, in earnest, for what? 60 years? and we are surprised we haven’t found anything yet using our tech? The universe is 13.2 billion years old and our closest neighbor is still 4.25 light years away.

First child, obviously. It’s all excitement and newness. That’ll wear off. By the third kid, they might post it on FB, if they’re not too tired after all the kids are finally in bed.

He credits regularly watching the show with helping him learn English

Jimmy Fallon is the White Sox of late night TV.

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.

Somewhat related, people who ride their brakes/illuminate their brake lights without actually slowing down. It’s especially infuriating to be behind a driver who does this several times a minute. If I can find an escape, I’ll take it every time rather than suffer behind them for a second longer than I have to.

People who brake on the highway.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

Lights off when it’s raining. Even if the visibility doesn’t 100% necessitate it, if someone doesn’t abide by the “wipers on, lights on” rule they’re most likely a bad driver.

Which Deadspin editor