Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

I spent 2 years as a neuro ICU RN, and it’s impossible to say without any disclosure of symptoms. Neuro ICU patients are typically stroke, seizure, or head injury cases.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

While I’m 100% behind this (you could sub out “Tony Romo” with “a tape loop of garbled subway announcements” and I would be 100% behind this), isn’t replacing your top guy with a total amateur, as opposed to one of the multiple qualified and experienced commentators you already employ, a bit of a concession that this…

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

This is a nice, unexpected piece!

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Many believe we should destroy the chicken before it destroys us. I believe that I should get the chicken to fall in love with me so that when it topples civilization, I will be there to pick up the pieces and rebuild the world in my image after I outlive the big chicken because my assumption is that chickens, no…

I would make a joke but...

And don’t do it in front of what appears to be press row.

Because as everyone knows, once something goes out on the internet it’s gone forever if you get a reporter to delete a tweet.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

What a terrible analogy that completely misses the context of both situations and adds nothing to the discussion.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

Interestingly, the creatures that are our most remote ancestors had no anus so their shit literally came out of their mouths. Seems like this learned behaviour thing can last hundreds of millions of years eh Pete.

Man, contrast this with the Washington NFL team. You wonder why GSW has one of the NBA’s best coaches and attracts great Free Agents and Washington... doesn’t. Keeping your word is just good business strategy.

This is literally the first time I found out this league existed.

My experience with the Switch is a little different than Kirk’s because I’ve been playing it primarily as a portable. That’s the thing with the Switch. If you use it primarily on your TV, you’ll have one experience. If you play it on the go or at least away from the TV, you may have a very different one.