“Too Urban” is bad. Usually I get bounced for looking “too Harbaugh.”

Sorry gentlemen, we’ve already met our Urban capacity for the evening. 1 urban

Amen

Never underestimate the stupidity of pro sports front offices.

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

Counterpoint — Exxon’s $400mm man:

Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

here let me remind you of something wonderful in these trying times:

Or he’s a creep preying on a student, and his behavior was entirely unprofessional and would get most people fired from a normal business.

Chain pizza = shit pizza

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Don’t celebrate yet. Dolan is just going to issue a new ban that passes constitutional muster.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.