This is a nice, unexpected piece!

This is typical. These things last all day, so even Democrats will toss in a joke to break the monotonomy.

People always get this wrong. Obama, god love him, got this wrong too. Their initial reaction is “fight the horse sized duck”. Fuck no. Ducks are dinosaurs and even small ones can be mean fuckers. I mean, try fighting a goose sometime and you will understand that a horse sized duck will fuck up your shit. Ever been…

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

In Canada?

Many believe we should destroy the chicken before it destroys us. I believe that I should get the chicken to fall in love with me so that when it topples civilization, I will be there to pick up the pieces and rebuild the world in my image after I outlive the big chicken because my assumption is that chickens, no…

I would make a joke but...

And don’t do it in front of what appears to be press row.

Because as everyone knows, once something goes out on the internet it’s gone forever if you get a reporter to delete a tweet.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

What a terrible analogy that completely misses the context of both situations and adds nothing to the discussion.

well that’s not a very nice thing to say

You have FAILED my Workshop!

This Elf on the Shelf is the hero that Christmas deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Man the gritty reboot of the Elf on a Shelf looks great

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

WE MUST MAKE THIS STRUCTURE TALL!

That is sincerely my hope; the reverse Luke Cage.

Geostorm, you say?

If Kamala isn’t introduced to the MCU in the Captain Marvel movie’s stinger, we are all being done a disservice.