Timofey Mozcough.

It's also possible that the relationship could be reversed here. It could be that low efficiency causes more touches, as inefficient offensive teams are unable to get good looks early in the shot clock, and thus have to pass the ball around more to try to look for better shots

Oh great. Leitch was the first one to ruin Deadspin.

All those words up there? Definitely best to keep ignoring them...

Lil Birdman

Dear Iguodalanodon,

Hey look! They're both playing tetherball!

From the fact that we don't take money to write speeches for tyrants who lock their enemies in malaria-infested prisons.

I'm withholding judgment until he steps up in competition a bit. There have been guys who look like world beaters, until they get exposed when they meet their first top notch opponent. To wit,

♫ Let me tell yaw’ll a story bout a fly QB,
Half African American, half Indian, RGIII.
The fastest mofo that you ever gon’ see,
Well at least he was, but now he got one knee.

LOL the last time I saw people get so excited about one ball in a cup was when I was watching John Kruk. See, I'd just finished finished playing 18, and was on the club's patio overlooking the 14th green having a lemonade with Tom, Greg and Julie, and John, who is an electrician from over in Maple Springs chipped in.…

This must be part of the new Coors Light cross-promotion urging fans to "(Ball) Tap the Rockies!"

What ya wanna bet Foster got found out by Stern and is now Stern's bitch for fixing games?

Honestly, Deadspin has been the best coverage of this event. Bravo to you guys.

Brutus had no comment, as usual