MikeyBarrettsSadRightHook
MikeyBarrettsSadRightHook
MikeyBarrettsSadRightHook

The first clue was literally "This man made the I Have a Dream Speech." Has there ever been an easier Jeopardy clue?

Seriously, how did those Missouri football players deal with it? I know when I head into the locker room at my local gym, I always pull the fire alarm, to make sure that there are no gays in there while I'm taking my shower.

You want her to own an entire city in Michigan? That's horrible. I thought the charges against her had been dropped

Just out of curiousity, did you actually read the article. Your first sentence is literally the first half of the article

And while we're at it, let's get those damn female reporters out of the locker room too. Stupid bitches and queers looking at the naked dongs

Cheese and Peanut Butter Sandwich

Hey, what's wrong with your glory days being decades ago?
-A Fighting Irish fan who wasn't alive the last time they won a meaningful bowl game

So his head coach is Catholic and from the SEC? Sounds like some Rutgers-quality vetting went on there.

It's not stupid. At all. The last step in his rehab process is actually going out on the court and playing in games. He has gotten multiple medical opinions, all telling him to get out there and play. There is no chance that at this point he is at any higher risk for reinjury than if he comes back next year. All

Can somebody forward this to Tim Brando? This is why it matters that Jason Collins came out.

Daequan Cook played in this game. Or rather, caught the ball twice and immediately stepped out of bounds. And they still beat the Heat. Incredible

Lebron

lol did you even read the article? they mention the time out at least 4 times

God, you guys need to get off your knees for Steph. Oh whats that, his contagious ankle injuries have spread to Deadspin and you can no longer stand? My apologies, carry on.

Evan really should have learned from the Prior scandal in college, no matter how much you scream at Gees, they're only going to see and hear what they want to

The important thing to note here is that by also condemning adultery, he's calling out every reporter who has ever stolen a gay guy's girlfriend

What would you call it? Homo-stupid-as-fuck?

It's always nice to see Steph Curry breaking somebody else's ankles for a change

Why would you be reading Deadspin if you don't care about the personal lives of sports stars?

Plenty of people did ask. Plenty of people do want to know. Plenty of people do care.