After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

It’s true! If people can afford to eat and pay the rent, what could possibly motivate them to achieve more?

Obviously they meant to sing California Uber Alles

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

Hopefully he didn’t go out and celebrate in a Kane/Buffalo way last night. If so, we should be hearing from the cops shortly

The local water supply contains toxic levels of leather conditioner.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

Biggest takeaway is that you used “Beeves” as the plural of “Beef.” Completely caught me off guard

It will go down as the shortest-lived logo in sports history.

That logo would have been accepted if not for two things.

I’m 42, so I’ve probably already died, naturally mummified, and somehow still kept going on like I’m some sort of living human being.

But...she wasn’t transgender?

Morris is by no means the easiest person to understand or sympathize with, but she was clearly someone who lived life on her own terms. That’s what makes her so fascinating.

The aircraft’s primary chemtrail dispenser was inoperative, and officials moved to the secondary method—coating wings in radiation-activated chemtrail materials. At altitude, radiation from the sun’s rays cause the applied liquids to become gaseous, resulting in a (slightly less-intense) chemtrail.

I think it’s a disservice to give him the excuse of having a medical condition. He’s a selfish asshole.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

instead of cosplay as soccer players you should use the proper term: Full Kit Wanker

I’m pretty sure the 10th division is just a bunch of guys who like to cosplay that they’re professional soccer players between working their shifts at Sainsbury’s.

I’m willing to bet that they never read any Marx or any Ayn Rand.

Can I assume that Episode 16 will be premiering long after Episode 32?