It makes me happy to see shit like this, but let’s be honest, Spanos will just take his team and get his free money elsewhere, all the while giving the finger to San Diego...

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”

Or Lawrence Phillips?..... oh, nevermind.

Ki Jana Carter has to be in a bunker somewhere

Not an argy bargy?

A minor scuffle would be handbags, but this qualifies as a row.

Wait, you think the local State College Rite Aid didn’t hire him because he didn’t immediately stop Sandusky?

You’re not wrong to be critical of him, but also put yourself in his shoes for a second.

Eat a bag of dicks.

From Brazil: the sadness is overwhelming down here. Chapecoense was the cinderella story of the year in Brazilian football, and nearly everybody, no matter the team they are a fan of, was pulling for them. This was their best season ever and they had a very real shot at taking the Sudamerica Cup. Of the six survivors,…

I thought it was Leicester City that specializes in X-rated boners.

(Cums)

“And the Bulls, believe it or not, have the second-best point differential in the Eastern Conference and are on a four-game win streak.” They lost last night, but I wouldn’t blame you if you stopped watching after the third quarter and assumed they won. They should have.

But it’s better than other infomercials because there are no breaks or replays, the action is constant.

He is just a shill for BIG SHIFT KEY

NO ONE DENIES THIS

To be fair, everyone leaving a Dylan show is in pain, cuz that guy sucks live.

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

nah

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.