I feel like I should do something with my 15 minutes of fame...

And that has been “An interview with a boring commenter.”

Come on guys, this is the 16th Alex McCabe article in a week and it’s only just Tuesday! Can we please talk about something else for once?

I love the hell out of this. People get too wound up thinking their day to day is boring, and that there is nothing significant about all of the little things that add up in our lives.

I can’t believe you actually did this, that’s amazing. Well done.

I love everything about this.

Once Andy Rooney hears Hamilton Nolan has taken his mantle of Official American Curmudgeon, it’ll be “Gravespin.”

So you are wrong about baseball, and wrong about about who you are voting for. If you just deny climate change I will have a BINGO.

Just out of curiosity, does “Senior Writer” mean that you are like this site’s Andy Rooney? Can we get a series on money saving tips and trends you don’t understand?

As an Indian American Malayali, even I learned a lot here. My parents come from Muslim families in what I think is a predominantly Muslim town so even whenever I’ve visited Kerala I’ve never interacted much with the Christian communities there.

Next profile: Vietnamese-American Church Volleyball!

I always get them mixed up, which one was married to Lamar Odom?

Counterpoint: fuck you.

I have season tickets to two professional sports teams, MLB and NHL, and have had both sets of seats for over a decade. One of the greatest joys is kicking people out of my seats.

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

What I would give for a candidate in this election with a WAR of 0.

Incorrect. That dinosaur fucking sucks. It should be called Chumpasaurus or Dipshitolodaucus.

I’ve worked with drug addicts before. You start to become numb to it after a while, seeing children in environments like this. Once I went into a house in West Virginia and saw a child on the way in, and totally forgot he was there by the time I left. I was surprised to see him and then was like “oh, right, your…