Florida is also in talks to send a fruit basket...

Did he transmit the virus to Yaya Toure?

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

At the start of the Bundesliga season (german soccer) the german national anthem was played. Much to the dislike of the home fans, who sung “their” songs straight through the anthem.

Does it even make sense to sing the national anthem at a sporting event?

Shit dude, I only got through maybe... the first 90 seconds. That was toasty.

My favorite response was left out:

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…

Jesus may have had a high WHIP, but the whole stat book’s full of individual achievements. Noah could collect doubles, the Prodigal Son could get home, Eve could steal.

Wins Above Resurrection

Dan Snyder requires his assistant meet him at his car every morning, essentially like a red carpet arrival. Nothing can be off.

Ryan Lochte said he protested and thought the exact same thing but later realized he was drunk and just slapped a female housekeeper.

This franchise is so tailor-made to go 7-9 every year that they should be called the Los Angeles .438s

It’s all part of a proud tradition of ranting against government spending while greatly expanding government.

That will trigger a special election on Nov. 8, where Arlington residents will go to the polls and decide whether to give the Rangers $800 million for an unnecessary stadium.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

But bruh, this is what we’re used to:

You know who was really excited about this win by a semi-pro team from Gibraltar?