Traumatic brain injury really is the best reason I can think of for being a Trump supporter.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

But enough about the “Leave” campaign!

You probably should have had a more subtle setup then.

*Nods seriously while frowning slightly to indicate thinking*

-Steve Young, who is not wearing pants under the desk.

The Las Vegas Stale Buffet Shrimp

The broader perspective is capital making war on labor.

Yes. NBA first-rounders are getting royally boned as long as you ignore the fact they will get paid more money in a single year than 90% of the globe sees in a lifetime, all for playing basketball.

Tough, but fair.

Says the very prolific Deadspin commentor.

Pretty sure that no one was on your lawn, sir.

“Hurry up and take the picture mom!”

Hiiiiii. St. Pete/Tampa resident here. Know what the “feels like” temp is right now? 110. One hundred and fucking ten. The other week it was 117. Last year in the Summer it rained for 30 days straight. So no, its not like those other places at all.

I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.

Atlanta didn’t see any long-term boost, and the Braves, who took over the Olympic stadium are moving to a new stadium in the suburbs after only 20 years.

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

You don’t coast to a win after extra time.

I mean it’s not a new or even particularly uncommon phenomenon for a rabbi to both believe in Israel’s right to exist AND want justice for the Palestinians. And it certainly is not an uncommon position for American Jews to hold. It has simply probably never gotten coverage like this. Strange, that.