People just kind of make up their own rules while driving here. It's a fucking nightmare.

people here stop on highway on-ramps instead of merging

Do you count Boulder and Fort Collins as part of Denver? If so, could I recommend you refer to them "Mt. Brooklyn" or "Portlandia, CO" for the convenience of those visiting from out of state?

None of the Fan Comments referenced African kids and free T-Shirts, I am disappointed.

Peyton is old. Old players are much more likely to break down. If he does the Broncos are so screwed.

because multiple Broncos fans apparently think there's a causal relationship between jersey color and Super Bowl scores

worked as a lift operator at a resort out here, as soon as you saw someone in a Tim Tebow jersey you slowed the lift, because you know that they're completely retarded. One of them literally almost killed a nice family by coming out too early, getting knocked down, and then basically swinging the 500lb chair at a dad…

That was the greatest Super Bowl ever. I mean, that was supposed to be so freaking close. The untoppable force of the Broncos' offense meets the immovable object of Seattle's defense.

The argument made from a British friend that got me thinking was his insistence that there is TOO MUCH scoring in basketball. Soccer isn't a sport you're going to follow based on exciting play. Telling a soccer fan that soccer is boring is like telling a WWE fan that pro wrestling is fake (they already know that,…

Chad Johnson didn't make it to the CFL until his late 30's.

When ESPN's top sports story in the middle of a pennant race isn't whether Johnny Motherfucking Football will start the second preseason game. That's when.

You couldn't be more right. I remember when reading the DS comments were the highlight of my internet day. Now it's half a step above fucking YouTube comments.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

You can always count on fox to give both sides of the story, especially if one "side" is completely fucking indefensible.

What pisses me off is Fox News calling her a "Porn Star" in a way that makes you feel like they're saying "It's okay, she's a whore anyway" like anyone deserves this.

Domestic violence affects far more people than Ebola...

As Marvin Miller said exploitation isn't earning a low wage, it's having there be a tremendous discrepancy between what your labour is worth and what you're paid.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

Someone is going to be sulking over their cinnabon at the Manassas Mall later.