"The only time it's okay to ask what people do in bed is when you're been asked to join them." - Bo Zartz

I have always thought that when picking a significant other, you should check out how they treat people who work in any service industry. Don't tip, rude, arrogant or snobbish? Leave them NOW!!!

Awww! I LOVE customers who compliment a server/host for doing so well taking people's crap!

I probably ended that marriage.

Use them to make other better things to replace your crappy things.

or how about instead of your insane scenario we do this instead.

Statistically, UNARMED black men are more likely to be killed by cops than ARMED white suspects. (http://www.psychologicalscience.org/pdf/ps/racialb…)

Thank God, sounds terrible. Glad we escaped the explosion. High fives all around.

As someone only a few years older than Maisie I have to agree that yes she is obviously being a bit dramatic but at the same time has a point. This idea that growing up in the 80’s and 90’s like many of our parents did is at all similar to being a young adult today is just ridiculous. My first memory when I was 5…

To be fair, most of us weren’t 17 in the age of social media in the middle of the next great culture war. Our childhoods have zero frame of reference.

I’m on the internet a lot so I think teens today are smart and able and aware of the world they’re living in. It’s not like teens are the people who, I don’t know, caused the collapse of our economy.

He’s a bigger asshole. At least Harold Hill never owned diamond mines staffed by slave labor.

how to get away with broken turn signals:

His rider is totally reasonable. I've been on tour and what people don't get is that you are deciding like, a year out what your entire staff will need every day for however long you will be on the road. Especially given that your crew will only have a big enough break to leave the venue for food maybe 10% of the time…

You might want to try taking a few civics or political science classes, because you seem to have a profound misunderstanding of how law works. Here's a free clue:

Jesus, do you not understand how the law works? Do you know the reading of the law?

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

And so, Steven, that's your answer: Gas is cheaper in the States, which gives us less incentive to buy cheap, diesel-powered cars. And we drive more frequently – and longer distances – than Europeans, which means we want more gadgets, and more toys, and more size in order to get our money's worth behind the wheel. And…

I think civil suits are the immediate answer. It's true, most (although you'd be surprised) of these pathetic stupid little boys have no money to seize- but they have a name. They're cowards who hide behind anonymity and a civil judgment would pin their names to their disgusting behavior and force them to take…

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.