At this point, healthcare is my litmus test for a candidate.

I think he has an underdeveloped sense of personal space, which doesn’t quite reach the level of sexual harassment: Not malicious or criminal, but also not appropriate or professional.

I’m mostly just here for the comments, but yeah- Christianity does some bad shit to people.

$ doesn’t impress me, I don’t entertain bs

Been done already:

management cannot eliminate that person’s position without offering another job.

Well, you could just to the kind of church where you’re encouraged to show up naked.....

Unwanted babies means vulnerable children and controllable adults.

I’ll stick to my kilts.

Don’t they always cast people who look just like them?

Bah.  Next you’re going to tell me my favorite porn star also uses a fake name.

You know who else liked dogs?  HITLER!

I literally can’t tell whether this actually happened or was photoshopped.  All I know is that I really want Andy Kaufman to rip off the Trump mask and reveal the last two decades as a really long setup for his HBO special.

I’m really hoping that’s our future president right there.

Ask your jeweler about the two month salary guideline- Because nothing gets a marriage off to a great start like being two months in debt.

I had assumed that Mueller would present an airtight case with irrefutable proof of high crimes up to and including treason, and congress would just do absolutely nothing.

It’s worse than that, because they’re not chasing moderates, but moderate *Republicans*.

Hi, I live in Maine. People are quick to blame spoilers up until the point where they find out that the *Democrat*, not the independent, was the spoiler.

What I expected was an airtight case proving hundreds of crimes up to and including treason, to which we would respond by doing absolutely fucking nothing. 

I think Beto’s the best thing Texas has brought to the national stage in as long as I can remember.