There is literally nothing remotely accurate in that post.

Well, Wiccans believe that all deities are representations of the same god and goddess, so each experience with them is equally valid- A principle not entirely unlike the Roman religion, who saw other cultures’ deities as manifestations of their own. Buddhists believe that actions are more important than your…

Is it just me, or has the “leaving” list been way better than the “arriving” list something like 4 months out of 5 for the last couple years?

There are many legitimate conservative voices out there.

You don’t have a lot of experience outside the Abrahamic viewpoint, do you? There are a lot of religions out there which don’t claim to be the one true anything.

Nazis, who are about putting their own above us whom they feel are inferior. Christians are supposed to be about unconditional love and respect.

there will not be a Blue Wave, but there might be a Red Wave!

If anyone says anything to me about saying “happy holidays” instead of “merry Christmas”, I respond with “I’m sorry- I assumed you were Jewish. I mean, you look Jewish.  Are you sure you’re not Jewish? Because I could swear....”

To anyone who grew up before Glasnost, socialism means Soviet gulags, bread lines, and the constant threat of nuclear war. To those who grew up after, it means Scandinavia trouncing us in every measurable quality of life metric.

This young lady is to Hilary, Diane and Elizabeth what Barack was to Bill: everything they SAY they are.

I believe we’ve already elected him.

Lemme tell you- A couple Burrito Supremes and I’m gonna need a fourth seashell.

Yes. That’s where the money *actually* comes from- Even major label superstars like Beyonce or somebody, they’re getting about 20 cents per CD sale, but 20 million to put a Pepsi banner on stage behind them.

I really don’t want to sympathize with anyone from this administration, but honestly, given the choice between my dog and 90% of humanity, I’d kinda have to go with my dog.

I’ve never eaten at a Texas Roadhouse. Is it that great?

6) Getting hit by a bus

I ran a game where I killed all the players 20 minutes into the game.

This is why I’m planning to build one myself.

This is why I’m planning to build one myself.

I am angry and disgusted that I just gave you a star for that.