MikeTheBard
MikeTheBard
MikeTheBard

Everyone wants to go back in time and kill Hitler.  Why does nobody want to just help him get through art school?  Maybe some therapy.

You know, I would absolutely love this if it were on SyFy- But putting this kind of shit on the History Channel is one of the reasons people think “fact” and “fake” are interchangeable these days. 

I believe we’ve already elected him.

Lemme tell you- A couple Burrito Supremes and I’m gonna need a fourth seashell.

Good for a laugh right?

Or just “The Q”.

Yes. That’s where the money *actually* comes from- Even major label superstars like Beyonce or somebody, they’re getting about 20 cents per CD sale, but 20 million to put a Pepsi banner on stage behind them.

I really don’t want to sympathize with anyone from this administration, but honestly, given the choice between my dog and 90% of humanity, I’d kinda have to go with my dog.

I’ve never eaten at a Texas Roadhouse. Is it that great?

6) Getting hit by a bus

Yeah, I have to give Buffy a pass on the kill-the-gays trope just based on the context- I mean, look at every other character’s personal life:

Buffy: Angel turns evil, then she kills him. S4 rando fucks her over, Riley leaves, Spike dies.
Giles: Jenny Calendar dies, Joyce dies, Charlotte dies, Olivia bangs him one

I lasted almost seven.

Can we please try to be mature for one minute, please?

I ran a game where I killed all the players 20 minutes into the game.

This is why I’m planning to build one myself.

This is why I’m planning to build one myself.

Damn straight. Now if only they could translate that to the movies. I mean, I know that just having the time to explore the character is the biggest issue, but still- The Netflix villains are some of the best, while with three or four exceptions*, the movie ones are some of the most shallow and two dimensional.

That’s basically what I do. I have folders for specific regular stuff, but any “misc projects” get left on the desktop until I’m done with them, then they get archived away to the void....

I am angry and disgusted that I just gave you a star for that.