Mostly True story*:

Oh, we’ve done away with debtor’s prisons. Those are illegal. Now we have a judge order the person to pay their debts, and if they don’t, we put them in jail for contempt.

Oh, yeah- With the exception of a few billionaires, every American is one medical crisis away from bankruptcy. No matter how professional or secure you are, no matter what kind of good choices you make, you could lose your home or job at any moment and get no kind of help to keep you from hitting rock bottom. Life…

It’s not a car, but it *is* a vehicle, and one of my favorite conspiracy theories:

Or a brown watermelon.

Jesus Christ. There’s an image that will stick with you.

They are, most definitely, less deliberately evil than the RNC, and we have learned that that distinction is very important.

That is the most apt comment I’ve read all day.

Just for the record, I voted for Bernie in the New Hampshire primary. He won by a greater than 50% margin- 152k to 93k- In some counties, he DOUBLED Clinton’s numbers. She lost in every single county, winning in only FOUR of 234 municipalities.

32 Republican controlled state legislatures.

Listen, consider this our olive branch to you all. We want you on our team. We might even need you on our team. Do realize though that this is our team.

Right there with you. I migrated to GIMP and Inkscape some years ago. I refuse to pay to use something I’ve already bought.

If there was a trend of people selling the eggs for pets, wouldn’t there be a sizable number in captivity? Could they be used to repopulate?

I am so happy with your entirely apt Duchamp reference.

I figured they got it from Stephen King’s The Running Man, which ends with the hero crashing his plane into a skyscraper.

People who want a healthy breakfast, it turns out, are more apt to chose yogurt or fruit over cereal anyway.

No- His narcissism will never allow him to admit or even feign any kind of mental defect.

This is deliberate.

Guinness cans have the nitrogen widget that gives it the taste of a proper draught. The bottles don’t pull it off as well.

It’s the theme for a movie called Kung Fury- Which is very much more of that video.