I hope that if the Republicans did something like this, black people would be smart enough to see through it and remember everything the Democrats have done for-

And half the time, those “sold out” shows will be half full because all the tickets were bought by resellers.

I’m still trying to decide whether “the fuckable Ann Coulter” delivers not enough, or too much respect.

I have a moral objection to veganism because it’s environmentally unsustainable and an extreme example of privilege. The only way you can have a healthy diet without animal products anywhere outside the tropics is through a heavy reliance on fossil fuels and long range supply lines. Quite simply, the decision to eat a…

When they ask for my name, I always answer with either “Batman” or “Spartacus”. Batman because then when they call me, I can go “I’M BATMAN.” Spartacus, because then I stand up and yell “I am Spartacus!”, but then I’m always disappointed that nobody else stands up and yells “I AM SPARTACUS”

Just drop that thing in the tub with some dish soap....

The fact that sea turtles are threatened or endangered is also likely to keep people from thinking of them as food, even if other varieties of turtle are plentiful.

Nightmare Before Christmas. End of discussion.

We have a society where people want to kill each other. Forget the guns- They are the last step in a series of critical failures that any sane society should be ashamed of. Seriously, how many cracks does someone need to fall through, how many signs missed, how many failures in every goddamned link of the chain before…

You seem to know a lot about assless clothing.

Way underrated band.

I would love to see that.

Yeah. The assless leather chaps threw people off, but goddamn, could that freaky little motherfucker play.

The Democrats are nowhere near as bad as the Republicans.

Don’ be t’rowin aroun ye rich man’s cuisine ach me, laddie! A’ leas nae when we kin be shitin on te Scandinavians- Fermented shark, buggerall!

some foods are just bad. Haggis

Her emails, Trump’s unsecured cellphones, the Bush administration’s emails.

Only Democrats can violate the constitution. Jesus says whatever the Republicans do in office is right and godly.