I had a really fun nonlethal mage character I played a couple of times.

Okay, it looks pretty awesome, but in all seriousness, WHO is buying $250 action figures?

The second half, once it devolves into Evil Dead level schlock, is good. The first half is just more of Tarantino’s usual garbage.

He even went so far as to claim that Trump “engages for significantly longer periods” than previous presidents!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Can we take a moment to ask who the fuck came up with “Oumuamua”?

Clayface was a struggling, trained actor until a terrible pottery accident turned him into the shapeshifting villain he is now.

LA. Absolutely has to be LA. It’s the only other NYC sized city, it’s as far from NY as you can get without a boat, and it’s got plenty of subcultures for the vampires to take over, from the nightclub scene to the drug cartels.

I laughed, but it made me sad.

I laughed, but it made me sad.

Can I just say that they look a hell of a lot better in this than either the recent movies or cartoons?

Honestly, I don’t know. I never actually met the woman, just heard this particular story about her a couple of times.

Not to mention that the ones with the constant boner for the military also tend to go on about the sanctity of the constitution and the second amendment.

I don’t know. Some people juggle geese.

Meanwhile, Quiverfull.

The cheap plan through my work would cost me $200 a month, which I could theoretically *just* afford, but it has like a $5k deductible. That means that $200 plan actually comes out to over $600 if you actually use it. Its more than I pay for RENT.

Yes, a thousand times, yes.

There might be nothing I’d like to see more than Jenny meet River.

There are four African singers that make guest appearances on the album- But they’re all known for having a very Western sound. Personally, I really don’t think it’s enough- But I’m a musician myself, who listens to a lot of world music and has friends in the African drumming community- So maybe I’m just hyper aware…

So, file this under “shit that was never a problem before the internet”.