Oh, heavens forbid. You never serve a white toilet wine with enchiladas. Always pair a red or green sauce with a sangria, made with a subtle blend of toilet wine and grape or orange soda.

If you want to eliminate the right to public assembly, simply make all spaces private.

There really is no vintage quite like Thursday.

Well, you do get what you pay for, and I’d rather them be beholden to the taxpayer than to the campaign donor....

Which may be something you can plan around- If you’re planning a major purchase within the year, and have a choice of amortizing over time or deducting it all at once, you can use that to offset the taxes on two bonuses.

“And if you volunteer, you can’t deduct your time, but you can deduct your mileage and out of pocket expenses...”

Silly me. I was under the impression that if the Constitution specifically referred to something as a right, then it was considered a right under US law. Clearly that’s crazy talk.

It’s possible. Ted Kennedy was on the no fly list because someone else on the list used a name similar to his as an alias once.

According to the Constitution, yes.

Don’t forget that there have been a whole lot of instances with people mistakenly being on the list, with no way to appeal or even find out why. Senator Ted Kennedy was on the list at one point.

Boobs.... don’t.... They don’t do that. Are those hip bones? What the hell is she- Part ankylosaur? How do th..... ?

What did Donna Summer ever do to anyone? That sounds really terrible, though.

Like every family dinner at my grandmothers. I feel your pain.

Any suggestions for something further up the passive-agressive scale? I’m looking for something that says “I still don’t forgive you, but feel compelled to get you something.”

sexuality doesn’t effect my ability to teach, just like it wouldn’t effect a doctor’s ability

That’s not hunting, it’s killing for fun. It’s indicative of a sociopath. I say that as a hunter, fisherman, and someone who lived on a farm and slaughtered animals for food on multiple occasions.

It *does* operate like a traditional primary care office. Along with cash and private insurance, they take Medicare, like every other primary care office.

Geez. Everyone knows that penis candy is for Beltaine, not Samhain.

Same here. I grew up reading Ayn Rand, am a strong believer in the 2nd amendment, capitalism, and personal responsibility-

I know a couple people who are members of the Oath Keepers (the paramilitary wing of the Tea Party). During Occupy Wall St and Ferguson, I kept bugging them about why they weren’t out there defending their fellow citizens from that government tyranny. Fucking hypocrites.