“I respect women incredibly.”

It was one woman’s birthday and she asked me how old I thought she was. I didn’t even have a chance to deflect

I’d find a new dentist. If someone believes the best part of life comes after you die, they aren’t someone to trust with your medical care.

My great grandmother (1899-1998) hated kids. HATED them. Had 7, because that’s just how it was back then.

That right there is the best parenting advice I’ve ever heard. Can I steal it?

Partly, it’s visibility. My family has been fucked up for generations- But it wasn’t until the 70s or 80s that things like self-help books and psychotherapy being trendy and 12-step programs at every church let people start talking openly about stuff. A generation later, and you’ve got the internet making these…

I drink a ton of water and *always* have a big glass within arm’s reach. Usually it’s a travel mug, but if I bring home an iced tea from McDonalds, I have a tendency to refill it with water a couple times before it gets thrown away.

So, one morning I reach over and take a big swig out of the cup still sitting on the…

You can’t pull yourself up by your bootstraps when you have no boots.

I was actually just planning to do something similar- I’m a street artist, and occasionally have to fight to produce and sell my artwork.

You forgot the most important one: A minimum wage increase only helps those who have jobs. Despite the issues with fast food robots, automation is becoming more and more prevalent, and as we move forward, fewer jobs will actually *need* to be done by humans.

While part of me appreciates the artistry and attention to detail, ewwww. Just eeeewwww. Long nails have always been pretty much a deal breaker level turn off for me.

You know what? I’m okay with this.

Veterans were mentioned on a few occasions, Rubio touting a bill he had something to do with, but no real clear plan was articulated how we could fix the absolutely dismal way we treat our soldiers returning from the battlefield with psychological issues and horrific wounds.

Also, therapy. Find a therapist. You might need to go through 2 or 3 before you find the *right* one, but get into therapy. It’s a ton of work, and can take a couple years before you start seeing real change, but so worth it.

I would rather be stuck in an elevator with 6 cigar wielding chain smokers and a guy literally shooting black tar heroin right there on the floor than be in the same building as someone that uses chewing tobacco.

Fat free bacon?

If it were really a white people tattoo, it would be in Mandarin, which they thought was Japanese.

A depressed partner can cause stress in a relationship. So can a death in the family, money troubles, or disagreeing about whether Firefly is good or not.

...And is less filling?

I do the night audit for a hotel. Maybe the FB thing is only for low-level service jobs, I don’t know.