Chisel or a mortiser.

The tighter the joint, the less movement, and consequently, the more the load is directed where you want it.

I have, on two or three occasions, not left a tip.

If you get fired for reporting an assault, I'm pretty sure you can sue for enough to mitigate being out of work....

My friend has one in her vending booth that says "Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy".

Yes, but after the third one comes "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?", followed by as many more as it takes to get an affirmative answer that you actually believe.

as Greeks, they're the birthplace of Western Civilization, so they can therefore authentically serve all the foods found within any part of Western Civilization

Yeah, nothing pisses me off more than seeing people reward assholes for being assholes.

Because nothing says credibility and respect like citing Ann Coulter.

I agree with you that that is often the case. In fact, I'd wager that a fair amount of the time, it's not even to make themselves feel better, but just to make them look better. I just don't agree that it's always the case.

I call bullshit. Open Carry Texas walks through high traffic areas brandishing military-grade rifles (not just carrying, but brandishing) and the police don't say a word. James Egan Holmes shoots 82 people in a theatre and gets arrested peacefully, despite being armed to the teeth and outfitted with tactical armor. Her…

I call bullshit. Open Carry Texas walks through high traffic areas brandishing military-grade rifles (not just carrying, but brandishing) and the police don't say a word. James Egan Holmes shoots 82 people in a theatre and gets arrested peacefully, despite being armed to the teeth and outfitted with tactical armor. Her…

I call bullshit. Open Carry Texas walks through high traffic areas brandishing military-grade rifles (not just carrying, but brandishing) and the police don't say a word. James Egan Holmes shoots 82 people in a theatre and gets arrested peacefully, despite being armed to the teeth and outfitted with tactical armor. Her…

I call bullshit. Open Carry Texas walks through high traffic areas brandishing military-grade rifles (not just carrying, but brandishing) and the police don't say a word. James Egan Holmes shoots 82 people in a theatre and gets arrested peacefully, despite being armed to the teeth and outfitted with tactical armor. …

To be fair, making it about ourselves is what people do. If someone is raising money for cancer research instead of AIDS, there's a 95% chance it's because cancer has affected them somehow, and AIDS hasn't.

Exactly. The hormonal emotional thing is universal- We’ve all been there and lived through it. But you guys literally live in a different world than we grew up in, and there are a whole lot of people who don’t understand that.

I’ve met 15 year olds that were more responsible and capable than some 50 year olds I know.

And it never goes away. Back when we fucked up something, it was eventually forgotten. Unless it involved a felony, you could live stuff down and then pretend it never happened. Now, every word you type, every picture of you, every time you click that “like” button, those are floating around the internet forever.

Seriou…