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I'm not saying I *believe* he's still alive, but I don't think it's completely impossible that he could have faked his own death.

"FOLLOW THE SHOE!"

• Working on the second draft of my book

Ticket prices up, disposable income down, Michael Bay defiling our childhood toys, and nothing but sequels and reboots on the horizon. I can buy a blue ray player for the cost of two movie tickets and a large popcorn. Even at minimum wage, a 60" TV is only about 3 weeks pay.

I actually remember Fate magazine doing an article on "boomerang shaped" UFOs that were being widely reported in the mid 80's.

PLEASE let me know if you ever decide to write an article that goes into detail on all of that. It sounds like an amazing project.

Depends on the kind of prepper they are. Most of the folks I know are less about building stockpiles than they are about being self-sufficient, homesteading, off-grid types.

I have always wanted to do that.

That's good rat.

How to tell when something is posted on Deadspin instead of io9:

10-sided die is in quotes.

Also, there are more actors in the world than Johnny Depp and his wife ex-girlfriend, but for him, none as good.

I'm sorry, but anybody who actually does an anal piercing should lose their license. Regardless of what kind of obsessive hygiene the client maintains, there is simply zero chance of that *not* developing an infection.

It's times like this I miss Regretsy.

You ever try chopping through frozen meat?

It's not the cannon that matters, but the mythology.

I actually really like the Ferrari one because it reminds me of novelty phones from the 80s.

Under a society that encourages family planning and treats people with 20 kids as irresponsible jackasses instead of giving them their own TV show? Sign me up.

I'm against GMOs not because I think they're somehow unsafe, but because they are designed to reinforce unsustainable monoculture which is already damaging ecosystems and reducing the diversity of plant, animal, and microbial life.