it must be true, no one can afford a watch that nice!

Notice how the non-smoker looks marginally younger than the smoker. Imagine the terror of having slightly pronounced bags under your eyes and slight wrinkling of the upper lip!

I'm not so sure. People are very shallow.

Did you see 13 Assassins? Are you thinking something similar in tone to that, but built up with a few more fantastical elements?

The bar I watch football at on Sundays sells Dogfish Head 90min IPA bottles for $5 a pop, and I love them so, so much for that.

98629780963. Ayds

48. The tooth brush the killjoy dentist gives away every year!

Huh. How 'bout that? I always just lumped "tan" into one unappetizing flavor.

1. Little Twix
6,592. Raisinets

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

Obligatory

Silly Samer. The ski lift is right there practicing in the fifth picture.

Rollo would be more appropriate.

You Owned Limbs Once.

My answer is neither one.

Dear New Favorite Asshole: