Because, c'mon, 10 grand for her?

@Delonte, Interrupted: Ha! I was all set to make a Sarah Jessica Parker reference and then you had to go all 80's on me.

Not pictured: Marvin Lewis transforming into Roy Horn.

This is what happens when your team is homeless.

poopguage, which is a substance you get when you combine language with poop

@AzureTexan: That was my mother. Enjoy.

Sexual harassment is a lesson best learned by experience.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: This was my first thought as well.

"Negro Whipped During Race War."

Fat fuck.

Wearing white after labor day. Oh, the humanity!!!

@ArkansasFred: Damn, screwed again. My stepdad looks like Butterbean.

@vodkanaut: The judges would have also accepted "The Sound Of Silence."

@IronMikeGallego: This is what I get for not ordering. And wasting precious PPV money on UFC. I won't make that mistake again.

We will not try to stop Drew Brees. We will stop Drew Brees.

I predict that I'll probably end up looking at porn on the internet before I tune into any of these games.

"He slipped Jeter from his protective sleeve, held Jeter in his hands"

Definitely the most interesting Lions Pride tryout video yet.

@DanteBichettesPeak: Two teams, one cup.