Reminds me of Team America.

@JanetRenoManchild: Tebow has God's blessing. That makes it okay.

Hey, did you hear he'd "listen" to any interest from the Mets?

@Tulos_Mullet: Well deserved, sir. Congrats!!

@Phintastic: I once dated a chick like this. I let the coke thing slide 'cause she took it in the pooper.

Watch that kid. He's on your team, but he's not your friend.

I like when she's giving me brain.

@President Camacho: Damn. I didn't even think of that. I bet you always found Waldo, huh?

No wonder Glee is so popular.

@ClintonPortishead: I'm guessing the middle one. She just has that "I'm gonna get paid for my partial nudity" look to her.

@Karlifornia: Not my best work, I'll admit. But thanks for the promo.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I look like a Klondike Goldrusher if I fail to shower for a week. But no, never been in a band. I do sing a mean Karaoke, though.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I guess she wasn't able to pee it out on her 21st birthday.

@Gottliebs Cards: I'm actually surprised that TO hasn't made a mess of this despite it having nothing to do with him.

But at the final party with the positioned behind the moderation

"I'm Mr. Arlington Beech, professional gambler, and you're Miss Stephanie Broadchest..."

instead, he decided to try something new, got bloodied, and lost.

@bevraj of choice: Worked for Paris Hilton.

Props to Megatron for not being a whiny fucking diva.

@JanetRenoManchild: And completely UNsatisfying when it's not even close. Worse yet, you're sitting on the shitter for 10 minutes and all you've done is fart a few times.