@UweBollocks: I actually did punch my monitor. So, I've got that goin' for me.

Based off his reaction, one can only assume that he has no balls. Or testicles.

I find moments of hookup failure more impressive when there's no alcohol involved.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: That's hot.

@DirkToberFest: Wow. Nailed it. I have yet to hear it described so simply.

Old Spice should send Ray Lewis down to teach 'em how it's done in the pro's.

Where the FUCK can I get one of those planes?! And does it come with a swastika sticker for the tail?

@Delonte, Interrupted: Nice!!!!

@Muggs: Plus a weaksauce pass rush. Although that wasn't entirely Sheriden's fault.

@Pesti-Esti: He also has the Titans going to the Super Bowl. Definitely a lot wrong here.

Anybody actually make it through all of the Israeli beach babe pics? I made it to 40 and finished....errr.......got bored.

@Achiever: John "Smeagol" Clayton has the Giants finishing last in the NFC East. This just speaks multiple languages of retarded. I'm not so optimistic as to think they'll make a deep playoff run, but I think that a wild-card sounds about right for them this year. I'll say 10 wins.

@Tulos_Mullet: Torture is far more fun than murder. Use the shit-burger story for inspiration.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: One of only a few movies that I wish I could unwatch.

Was this pic taken during a prayer session?

Did he really use 'class' and 'Raiders' in the same sentence?

In other news, Bridget Moynahan was spotted outside of Boston today purchasing a brand new minivan.

@AzureTexan: