@FarmRaised: Mmmmm........hot sausage.

@Phintastic: I made it 31 seconds. On mute.

@Peteski: Careful. Classy is a 4-letter-word in Philly. Kinda like calling a woman a cu*t.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: I see what you did there.

@ZuckercornEsquire: If I was a teacher, I would hold a contest with other faculty members during lunch breaks to guess the age of the students' parents based off the students name.

@starksgotejected: You just had to be there.

@ZuckercornEsquire: "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."

Caroline Wozniacki is yet another smart woman doing a smart thing. These tennis elite fuckbags should stop looking gift horses in the mouth. I hate tennis. Unless there is an attractive, scantily clad female playing. Or a semi-manly female wearing no underwears at all.

@OchentaYcinco: Except when Twinkies are on sale.

He paid him £200 or something ridiculous like that for a packet of Marlboro.

I, a man whom has never seen a breast that he didn't like, has seen a breast he didn't like. Her face ain't helping matters here.

Drive their defense to their knees.

New Orleans reportedly is likely to select USC quarterback Matt Leinart at No. 2.

@AzureTexan: Pictured: Navy coach Ken Niumatalolo, after being asked if he had his teeth whitened.

@Achiever: My grandmother simply called them "ni***rs". Loudly. In line at K-Mart. Even at 6-years-old, I understood the awkward silence that followed.

And don't you ever forget it!!!

"Yeah, but did he do it with a Marlboro hanging from his mouth?"

I've been knee-deep in vagina all day.

She's only being attacked due to the fact that she has yet to pose nude.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: "In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'."