No they’re saying that the police asking people to report “hurtful” language is really vague and an absurd threshold for investigating something.

Is this really offensive? It’s dumb, but seems pretty minor. I feel like this is the progressive person’s equivalent to the Starbucks Christmas cup outrage.

“Part of the job is not talking about things that are inappropriate.”

So if my Uber driver sexually harassed me but was an incredible driver, I should what? give him five stars? Good plan, bro.

Keeping your dumbass opinions to yourself is part of providing personal services like driving to others.

Minimalism really works in this instance. I’m Christian and I hate the gaudy commercialization of the holiday as much as the next guy.

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

The little scamp! I’m sure the barista was outraged and reported it to their superiors.

Your servers love you for this. This is the exact reason Christmas Day was always my favorite shift.

It reads like my... I mean someone's KFC fanfic.

Our family tradition at Christmas is to go out Christmas Eve for lunch at a greasy spoon, be polite to the server, and leave a $100 tip in cash. It’s kind of selfish, actually— we all get to feel super altruistic, and we race to get out before the server finds the cash and feels like they need to thank us.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.

My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…

I was thinking the same thing. he’s a real keeper.