MightyP
MightyP
Apr 7 2016
13

(millennial scoff) More like Lucius Voracious and Titus El Pollo

Nov 20 2015
784

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”. Read more

Nov 16 2015
621

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.