To be *completely* fair, they were your bombs.

Exactly. This is not the first time I’ve heard someone “with a passport” get all bent out of shape over Americans’ ethnic identities. Fact: there are seven times more people of Irish descent in the U.S. than in Ireland. Get over it.

"Hearts don't break gently: they always shatter."

THAT is the exact expression I was fumbling for when I got dumped over the summer. Sad, but beautifully put.

I am sorely tempted to make this statement my Twitter profile.