MightyP
MightyP
Jul 7 2015
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To be *completely* fair, they were your bombs.

May 16 2015
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Exactly. This is not the first time I’ve heard someone “with a passport” get all bent out of shape over Americans’ ethnic identities. Fact: there are seven times more people of Irish descent in the U.S. than in Ireland. Get over it.

Feb 8 2015
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I don't know where you got that image of Homer dressed like a grunge rocker, because no Simpsons episode retconning Marge and Homer's early relationship to the 90s ever happened, and certainly not one with Homer fronting a band called "Sadgasm."

Nope. Did not happen.

Nov 25 2014
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"Hearts don't break gently: they always shatter."

THAT is the exact expression I was fumbling for when I got dumped over the summer. Sad, but beautifully put.

Nov 17 2014
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I am sorely tempted to make this statement my Twitter profile.