If you're planning on being Ray Rice for Halloween, I think it's safe to say the elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor.

What reasonable term could we use to replace it with?

that's actually Charlie Frye

I think Deadspin wrote an article why. If only I could find it...

You know whose anonymity shouldn't be protected? Whoever did that grout work.

In Buffalo, they don't even bat an eye at shit Bills.

Waitress 1: You look pissed. Bad tip?

Oh, the "fake feminists" started it? Not the ex who enlisted a bunch of clowns to attack and vilify a woman based solely on the notion that she'd maybe slept with some guys and those guys may have written about her game? Those people jumped at the chance to excoriate Zoe Quinn and when they rightly got called on their…

GamerGate is simultaneously the dumbest internet "movement" I've ever seen and one of the most vile. Anyone who identifies with it is complicit in the rampant misogyny and death threats, all in the name of making writers about VIDEO GAMES hold to the standards of "real" journalism (which is nonsense, and gives video…

To be fair "in order to meet their customers' expectations of shittiness" is basically the tagline for every microbrewery that hypes their IPAs over stouts.

Hi, Milwaukee here. You know, a city that has a lot of cold weather and hockey. So anyways, if your not doing anything, maybe you'd want to go out sometime. I know your kind of seeing South Florida, but if you are ever looking for someone that will really appreciate you, we're here for you.

Because not being cool with cops killing unarmed teenagers makes you "political"

Fuck that.

Protesters: [put hands up]

You guys might not believe this, but I'm getting backlash from the cargo short contingent.

Pursey Harvin

And then she got home and stumbled around aimlessly for an hour and a half looking for her purse. I've played this game.

Pictured: Glutton, punishment

More like No Balance, amirite?

So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.