Your list so far pretty much proves that Netflix Instant is a depleted Blockbuster in 1990.

"I felt good physically, I just wasn't able to locate,"

Reporter: Jesus, you fucking stink dude!

Fan 1: Dude... you have to see this.
Fan 2: What? [Watches over shoulder] Oh, this. Yeah, I heard this was coming today.
Fan 1 and Fan 2: [Watching screen]
Fan 1: [Giggles] Waitwaitwait, watch this part.
Fan 2: Oh, God. That is so true.
Fan 1: Right? That is so dead-on. Absolutely dead-on, right?
Fan 2: I'd say so... oh,…

Washington Generals

You do realize that unless the government passes a law against using the name "Redskins," this does not affect anyone's rights to speak anything, right? All the same speech is allowed as before. In fact, even more because now every person that wants to can produce and market Redskins gear! This is a win for free…

"Another loss..."

It doesn't have to be politically correct. You just don't get trademark protection. Do try to keep up.

Well, I do. After nearly dying with my first child, and being terrified that was going to happen with my second, yeah. I don't like the phrase "we're pregnant" okay?

Ugh, yes. I hate the phrase 'we're pregnant'. Just say 'we're going to have a baby' or something.

You like being advertised to, for free? I pity your sorry ass.

It still baffles me that grown men watch this crap. Is it accurate to call this the male equivalent of a soap opera?

His win total is equal to the number of Cubs fans who can spell his name correctly. And don't even ask them to spell his last name either!!

This is a fascinating dispute involving an organization with almost insurmountable barriers to entry, run by rich people who won't hesitate to shut everything down if they don't get their way, misuse public funds, deliberately obfuscate or delay solutions to improve health and safety, and employ an army of public…

There are numerous white people in the crowd. They remain seated.

Not bad, but my favourite Alley Oops is still when Kirstie was bobbing for apples in a tub of ranch and dropped her phone.

Eh. Still better than Prometheus.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I like to think extroverts have Attention Dependency Disorder.

Weddings are the worst for lots of strangers, but I really can't think of anything I HAVE to be at, besides work. My family has more or less accepted that I don't enjoy gatherings. I've said that if I won the lottery, I wouldn't leave the house very often. You can get most things delivered, thanks to the Internet.