Your list so far pretty much proves that Netflix Instant is a depleted Blockbuster in 1990.

Guns are fine, but don't mess with a bunch of magnets... that shit will kill you!!!!

"I felt good physically, I just wasn't able to locate,"

Reporter: Jesus, you fucking stink dude!

Fan 1: Dude... you have to see this.
Fan 2: What? [Watches over shoulder] Oh, this. Yeah, I heard this was coming today.
Fan 1 and Fan 2: [Watching screen]
Fan 1: [Giggles] Waitwaitwait, watch this part.
Fan 2: Oh, God. That is so true.
Fan 1: Right? That is so dead-on. Absolutely dead-on, right?
Fan 2: I'd say so... oh,…

Yeah, sorry, I guess you're happy waiting with baited breath as to see what movies you're allowed to watch each month?

Washington Generals

You do realize that unless the government passes a law against using the name "Redskins," this does not affect anyone's rights to speak anything, right? All the same speech is allowed as before. In fact, even more because now every person that wants to can produce and market Redskins gear! This is a win for free…

"Another loss..."

It doesn't have to be politically correct. You just don't get trademark protection. Do try to keep up.

Not to mention you just keep the cake in a air tight container and it won't go dry.

Tupperware cake savers? GASP

I'm a pastry chef and I approve this message.

This video should be titled

what a waste of elastic bands.

don't forget to eat the elastic bands

That's fondant, which is more like sugary leather.

This seems to (a) only apply to fondant cakes that are try and will accept being shoved about, and (b) actually increase the surface area to dry out because air gets down in those cracks.

For everyone who is eating regular cakes, go about your business and use a small piece of saran wrap in the wedge to keep it from…

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

Well, I do. After nearly dying with my first child, and being terrified that was going to happen with my second, yeah. I don't like the phrase "we're pregnant" okay?

Ugh, yes. I hate the phrase 'we're pregnant'. Just say 'we're going to have a baby' or something.